About us

Welcome to the meeting.

Dinkers Anon is for people who have, in the last six months, told a non-pickleball friend about pickleball for way longer than they meant to. People who own more paddles than they need. People who check court availability the way other people check the weather.

We won't ask you to admit you have a problem. We're pretty sure you already know.

What we will do is make shirts for the version of you who texts the group chat at 8am about open courts, whiffs the first serve, laughs, and immediately wants to go again. Shirts that work at the court, at brunch, anywhere a fellow dinker might spot you across the room and nod.

No twelve steps. Just dinking. Welcome to the program.